TWO JOKES

Joke #1
An American couple was moving to Australia and had successfully smuggled out their pet snake and pet skunk. They were going through customs in Australia and were about to be searched by Customs Officials. They panicked and were wondering what to do when the husband said; "I know, I'll tie the snake around my waste and say it is a belt and you can put the skunk up your dress!" The wife replied "Great! but what about the smell?" The husband said "Oh well, if it dies, it dies!"

JOKE #2
A very "experienced" young cowboy and VERY "innocent" cowgirl decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows "going at it" The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to, honey?" The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're roping!" After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having "going at it" Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing, honey?"
The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping too!" Finally they arrive at their hotel, go to bed & start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's willie. "Oh my!" she cries: "What is that?" "Well, darlin'," he says, "That's ma'rope!" She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?" "Honey, those 're my knots!" he answers. Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!" Her husband, panting a little, asks: "What's the matter honey, am I hurting you?" "No," the bride replies, "undo them darn knots, I need more rope!"

Have a great weekend!

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